Housekeeping Philosophy...

[loofah]

I was sent this in an email from my Dad* LOL



I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.




I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)



I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.


I don't Spring Clean because ...

I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.


I don't pull weeds in the garden because...

I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!


I don't put things away because ...

My husband will never be able to find them again.



I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.



I don't iron because ...


I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because ...



"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


REMEMBER - A CLEAN HOUSE IS A SIGN OF A BROKEN COMPUTER

[BarbaraS]

LOVE IT!

My computer is not broken, so you know what that means!

[peggy]

ROFLMAO!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

[karen9417]

LOL very funny Loofah ..... wish i could relax and say to heck with Cleaning but i hate mess.... well to much mess . you should see my home at the mo its really needing a clean thanks to jason and his toys or the horrid damp yucky weather.
:D* ;D* :o* ::)* *:P

[jaklouie]

AMEN, Loofah -- I totally love that philosophy!

[vkimmycat]

Too funny that I agree with most of those philosophies! :-[